BARTON FINK

ARSENAL V QPR

A match not often played against a club who are, in my view, not entirely dislikable. Always the underdogs but memories of a certain swagger and some flair players has always made me tolerant.

Having said that, they now have Joey Barton; pantomime villain with delusions of being the new Robbie Savage. 

On this basis I want a victory even more than usual. If only to see Barton lose his temper do a 'Hutton' and get sent of in front of 57,000 laughing Arsenal supporters.

The always polite Mr Barton clutches a fellow player to enquire as to his health.