EGGS AND EXPECTATIONS

Regarding yesterdays post about signing on for another season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, I realized that what me and Arsenal have is a relationship. Yes that’s right a full blown love hate relationship and as such I was reminded of a quote by Alvy Singer that sums up why I shall resume said relationship yet again come August:

“I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.”