Thursday, 7 April 2011

FIVE STAGES OF GUNNER GRIEF

The Five stages of supporting ARSENAL

DENIAL-"Maybe this set of players will come good after all. Perhaps Wenger is right, once we get that first trophy under our belt..."

ANGER-"This lot are sh*t! Denilson; awful, Diaby; thick, Rosicky; finished. Wenger has to go for f*cks sake this is dreadful can't the board see it?!!!"

ACCEPTANCE-"I can't be arsed anymore, I would rather be in the pub. Nothing is going to change, we've blown it again and we'll keep on blowing it, next season will be same time after time after time. We're stuck with this rubbish"
SCHADENFRAUDE-"ha ha Sp*rs got beat, they won't do anything this season. What a bunch of over rated twats"


HOPE "Oh my gosh! Wenger's sacked! The board have given the new guy a wad of money and he's already started getting rid of the crap. Hurray!"

Oh, and 6. WISHFUL THINKING.

Deny
Angry
king of wishful thinking
hopelessly devoted
Acceptance
Needless to say (Schadenfraude)

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