Having analysed our season so far it has to be said that The Arsenal have, somewhat like a pirate galleon, sailed through some extremely choppy waters and reached the relative safety of a tranquil sea. Picking up points and victories on our way. The odd squall and strong breezes aside the ship is proceeding at a reasonable rate of knots. The captain and crew are perhaps not at their best but there is no sign of a mutiny in the offing.
The guns of the Media are firing broadsides and we are not taking evasive action but are holding our own and carrying on regardless. We clash with the French again this very evening, so
“Hoist the mainsail me hearties, with the immortal message…”