WE QUALIFIED THEY DIDN'T

For one night only I’m going to indulge in some football   schadenfreude; we won tonight and secured our place in the knock out stages of the Champion’s League. Our next game in the competition is a case of Cigar on, Cognac in hand.

Citeh lost, Man Utd drew and Chelsea lost; we sailed through courtesy of an RVP double and a good performance all round.

Praise? Of course not, credit? Don’t be silly. But, guess what? I don’t care , we were triumphant and set the standard tonight for Premier league clubs.

Put that in your media pipe and choke on it smoke it.

1.ARSENAL 11

2.Marseille 7

3.Olymoiakos 6

4. Borussia Dortmund 4