Friday, 5 November 2010

Hallelujah Hotspurs

Sp*rs fans on Wednesday morning

What we’ve learnt this week:
Sp*rs are quite literally the best thing since sliced bread. Gareth Bale, although chimp like in appearance and Welsh, is the greatest player on the planet as evidenced by his performance against the ‘best right back in the world-copyright Talk sport. Harry Redknapp is a genius on a par with the man who invented bag less vacuum cleaners. The meat pies at White Hart Lane are better than Heston Blumenthal’s. The Bovril they serve at the Lane tastes better than Cristal Champagne. The Spurs programme is better reading than 1000 years of solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Sp*rs are definitely not going to sell Bale who is now definitely worth £50000000. Sp*rs are totally going to win the Champions League, the Premier League, The FA cup, The Nobel Prize, The Academy Award for best performance in a supporting role and the Booker Prize. The fans at WHL are the greatest fans their have ever been; they make the fans in Escape to Victory look like Benedictine Monks.

WHL 02/11/10

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