SHINY BAUBLES INCORPORATED
AST visit the powers that be
Not so Super Hoops
A new home kit (order yours today and get a lovely presentation box and maybe win a Citroen!), a summer tour, Lukas Podolski (get your season tickets while they're hot), groundsman of the year, Live screening of our trip to WBA; only £8 and you can enjoy a delicious tepid and flat £3.90 beer, "Third place is in our hands", yadah yadah yadah...
All distractions; shiny baubles if you will, from the harsh reality of another season of under achievement. Yes I know about the mantra of a ECL place being achieved, but that's no certainty as I write this. The fact that Sp*rs and Newcastle chucked a rubber ring into the ocean for an Arsenal side treading water awaiting a lifeline, means we may yet stagger over the finish line to pick up the Bronze medal.
Tremendous stuff I'm sure you'll agree. But fear not and above all remain calm: all is well, all is well.
All is well
Wow only £8, but get there early or you're sitting
on the carpet supping from your plastic cup
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