Hold the back page! Now is the winter of horseshit as the press and pundits get all hot and sweaty over Tottenham. The SuperSoaraway, read by Sp*rs fans the length and breadth of Enfield, leads the way with it’s pro Lilly-white spin, it’s all Amazing stuff mind you; I’m proud we haven’t spent like you City: ‘Arry says that Sp*rs haven’t spent their way to the position they are in, POW! Tottenham’s glory days : Sp*rs have finished in the top three fifteen times since 1921, BLAM! Harry’s hot sp*rs : Shots on target-2 nd THWACK! Total shots-4 th KA-POW! Shooting accuracy-4 th BOOF! Goals scored-4 th BOOM! Fewest goals conceded-4 th WHAM! Clean sheets-4 th KA-BLOOEY! 7-1 Sp*rs is Gunner hurt (you didn’t think they wouldn’t mention Arsenal did you?): 7-1 to win a third league title in 130 years, THOOM! Sensational stuff, no? Fact is that they are doing alright at the moment and there is no such thing as a false position, but it’s a little early for the gentlemen ...
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